Let’s be honest: when you’re scrolling through Rightmove or Zoopla at 10:00 PM, you’re not looking for a creative writing exercise. You’re looking for a home. While a flowery description of a “cosy, sun-drenched sanctuary” is lovely, what most tenants actually want to know is whether their L-shaped sofa will fit in the lounge or if the second bedroom is actually just a cupboard with a...